Note: Most subscribers have some, but not all, of the puzzles that correspond to the following set of solutions for their local newspaper.

Answer: When his luggage didn't fit into the overhead bin, the passenger - CARRIED ON AND ON

"May you grow to be proud, dignified and true, and do unto others as you'd have done to you." - Rod Stewart

ONE KIND WORD CAN WARM THREE WINTER MONTHS. - JAPANESE PROVERB

FAMOUS SONG CONCERING A GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO BE DRESSED IN A MONK'S ROBE: "WE WILL FROCK YOU."